Episode Extras
Episode Descriptions
by Riley
No Pegs Episode 1
The first episode starts out with a reanactment of the show Jackass, where members perform stunts on a bike. Next, there is a parody of a children's rhyme leading to inappropriate results. After that, there is a skit showing a simple everyday observation. That observation being that a soft drink and a type of candy contain the same words as a rapper, Mike Jones. The skit suceeding that one is a long and repetitive one, it involves two people chasing a cat. The skit after that involves a person wandering by a house, and seeing that the person inside is humping a pig. The next quick skit is one of a member getting his in the balls while air humping another member...Owned. The skit after that is a poor reanactment of a Sopranos like break-in. The next skit turned out worse than we expected, we planned for a skit where randomly a crowd turned on a man and started beating him up, but in the end it was changed to what you saw there. The ending out-of-sync skit is a homage to The Office, where there is a person in a game of basketball, shooting foul shots and missing them completely.
No Pegs Episode 2
The episode starts out with a skit where a basketball gets stuck in the hoop, this happens again in a future skit. The next break is one of someone farting on camera. The fourth skit involves two gangsters showing a pig what happens when he doesn't talk. The fifth and final skit is one where there is a Mushroom Golfing Competition that ends with a traumatizing disaster.
No Pegs Episode 3
The episode starts out with a monster attack, where a group of people make an encounter with a deadly creature, a Loughlis. The next skit is a fail, involving an attempt to sled down a dirt/gravel hill. The third break is one where a member of our group performs his infamous Half-Cartwheel. The fourth skit is another fail where we attempt to throw rocks at a member who has walked away. The next skit is one where we try to call a friend out by luring them with cookies. The next skit is the number two of three breaks involving a member performing Jackass-like stunts. The next skit is one where we make a spoof of the song My Humps by The Black-Eyed Peas. The next break is the third and final triplet of the Jackass-like stunts. Next there is a poor break of a member using an iGallop. Next there is a pun of what many rappers use today, "You make it rain, I make it *hail*." The next involves one of our members running into a soccer goal by accident. The next skit is one that the writers came up with two years, the skit is made up of one person trying to read while another person is trying to distract them. The next sketch is another one written two years ago, the sketch shows someone have bike problems. The next break is one where a cat is zoomed upon closer with each word of Why So Serious? The next skit was actually altered then the original idea, the original idea was going to be snapshots of famous handshakes with people having their hands' through their flies, eventually it came to the idea of two people exchanging a handshake with their hands through their flies. The next skit is also a pun, a cereal killer has snuck into a dorm and has commited many murders. The next break is a quick clip of someone being tackled by someone else. The next one is about a fisherman catching the Majestic Mischief, a cat. The next break is a random one, it involves one person riding another person like a horse...awkward. The final skit of the episode is based off a joke from the movie Zoolander, we simply took the joke and put it in slow-motion.
No Pegs Episode 4: Heslinfield
The whole episode is one large Cloverfield spoof, if only Cloverfield was made up of alot of people's sights of the monster. The episode starts with an intro based off the Cloverfield intro, then moves on to it's first spoof. In the first spoof, a group of about four people witness the creature near the field where they are hanging out, they investigate it, ultimately leading to their death. In the scenes suceeding that first spoof, there are many different takes of people being terrorized by the monster, or looking for the monster. Those scenes are typically filmed in the "Nightshot" setting. The episode ends with a montage of group of people being terrorized by the Heslin in one of their homes. They then proceed to run away from their house, only to be caught and eaten by the Heslin in the end.
No Pegs Episode 5
The episode kicks off with a member's first day with our group. It is sort of an initiation, they must fight the Bull! After the bull fight, there is documentary about a dog named Crockett, where the documentors get a little impatient. After that a quick break of one member, screaming at someone through a door. After that there is a play off a song, It's A Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door by Underoath, we simply act out the title of that song. After that we find footage of a person walking by, with sasquatch-like features. Next we do the old scream prank, where you call someone's name and pretend like you didn't, this is number one of four pranks like these we do, over the course of the next two episodes. Next there is a quick practical joke, of saying hello to a random biker and seeing their reaction. The next break is the number two of the four scream pranks we pulled. Next we encounter a drive-by from one of our member's car, a big red van.
No Pegs Episode 6
The episode starts with a few of our members performing different activities on the side of the street trying to get a funny reaction. The next break is the third of the four set of "scream" pranks. Next we create a scene where macho gangsters are trading NeoPet cards. The next break is one where we have a member of our's acting like a parakeet. The next skit is one where we put a piece of corn in the passenger's seat of a convertible with it's top down, of a random person. The next skit we take a sweater from the trash, covered with different things, and throw it at one of our members. Next there is a series of bloopers involving an intense interrogation scene and a gun. The next skit is one where a member of ours follows a biker by cartwheeling. Next we have a sith lord from Star Wars try and recruit a kid to the Dark Side, but his plans are ruined by the child's mother. Next, a member of our group feasts on blood! The next break is the fourth and final installment of our scream pranks. The episode is finished off with a member of our's "stake dancing."
No Pegs Episode 7
Episode number seven begins with a Criss Angel stunt performed by one of our members. Next, we make a homage to the online video, Dramatic Chipmunk. Next we have one member walking another member like a dog. After that we have a creature called a "tyson" being attached to a person's back, and being asked to be swat away. After that the creature is seen being delivered to some unwanting costumers. After that, that same creature is seeing popping out of a trench and attacking a person's leg. After that a member fakes peeing, by using a firetruck's water in replace for his pee. After that there is a quick break of a member getting impatient with another member. After that, a member is in a tough situation where a trash can is the only thing keeping up, but low and behold another member comes and kicks it from underneath him. After that there is sketch involving a person telling bad jokes to himself, aided with some "bu-dum-ching" noises. After that there is a chase sequence where a person is trying to get people to swallow a pill. After that there is a series of different dance moves back up with different songs. After that, there is a sequel to the previous homage of Dramatic Chipmunk. After that there is a filler skit, where a camera is spinned around really fast while a member laughs manically. After that there is a mock cross country practice, where a terrible coach gets too into his work with a whole team of nincompoops. After that there is a shoe flinging competition. And finally, ending the episode is a skit
No Pegs Episode 8: Superheroes
The next episode is our personal take on superheroes. We created a batch of them, (and also incorporated a famous not-so-super hero, Indiana Jones who the years have not been kind too) there's The Spectacular Man Bosom, Blind Man, Dick Wad, and Little Gay Hood. Each superhero, and Indiana Jones, has their own individual prologue/origin, on how they become superheroes. The Spectacular Man Bosom became who he is, by simply walking by a dying superhero, The Original Spectacular Man Bosom. Blind man lost his sight in a horrible masturbation accident, in a train station. Little Gay Hood was orignally just Little Hood, but has recently gone gay. Dick Wad, ever since he has been born has just been a big dick. After you meet all the superheroes and learn their stories, a large battle occurs, Spectacular Man Bosom - Dick Wad - Blind Man - Little Gay Hood vs. Heslin, an old villian. Throughout the whole special, random bystanders are killed, while superheroes are killed and then resurrected. Until in the end, where the Heslin attacks the cameraman, who sadly doesn't resurrect.
No Pegs Episode 9
No Pegs Episode 10
No Pegs Episode 11
No Pegs Episode 12: Old Homes Day
No Pegs Episode 13
No Pegs Episode 14
No Pegs Episode 15
No Pegs Episode 16: Reverse
No Pegs Episode 17
No Pegs Episode 18
No Pegs Episode 19
No Pegs Episode 20: Christmas
No Pegs Episode 21
Sandin Times Weekly
Reviews by our own Sandin!
No Pegs Episode 1
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Critics agree that although this was the first episode and therefor the producers were still unsure of what kind of direction No Pegs would take, it is the worst episode of season one. Most of the skits are over 20 seconds long, which is boring. Most of the skits don't have that much dialogue, which is boring. The camera man (men) at that time was still figuring out the mechanics of filming, so most of the footage isn't that great either... which is BORING.
However, this was only the first episode, with many more and much less BORING episodes to follow.
Sandin Times Weekly Grade Review (STWGR): D
Notable Skits: Humped Pig
No Pegs Episode 2
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Much like the first episode, except the camera man (men) were much better, and the episode started out on a much funnier note.
STWGR: C
No Pegs Episode 3
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Undisputably the first of The Greats, episode three is about 75% hilarious, which is amazing for any show. While we here at Sandin Times Weekly would advise watching the first two while you are doing something much more interesting, Episode 3 is actually worth the time to watch on your own time. Notable Skits::: Grape Nutz
STWGR: B+
No Pegs Episode 4: Heslinfield
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One of the most controversial episodes among the creators, Heslinfield is actually based off of Cloverfield. Cloverfield is on No Pegs's favorite movie list, rated at #1 out of one movie. The creators of the show were split almost exaclty in half as to whether or not this episode is actually funny, or just a tribute to Cloverfield, rendering it not actual "humor", and not worthy of the show. They decided to air it anyway, as quite a bit of work was put into it.
Sandin's Personal Grade: D
STWGR: C+
No Pegs Episode 5
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Episode Five actually has some interesting trivia behind it. The first skit, Bull Fight, was actually being planned by the creators for about a two or three weeks, and wasn't scheduled to air so late in the season. Episode Five used to start out with some footage of the actors messing around, before it was removed due to technicals and replaced with Bull Fight. Episode 5 is the second Great.
Notable Skits::: Bull Fight, Crocket Hunting, It's A Dangerous business stepping outside your front door, Sasquatch footage.
STWGR: B+
No Pegs Episode 6
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An average episode; nothing fall off you chair laughing, nothing fall asleep boring.
Notbale Skits::: ear of corn in car prank, Stake Dancing
STWGR: B
No Pegs Episode 7
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Jesus Christ, Eric. 2:05. Quite possibly the funniest and most random skits No Pegs has to offer, a split second clip of one of the producers saying Jesus Christ, Eric is one of the highlights of the seventh episode.
STWGR: B
No Pegs Episode 8: Superheroes
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SUPERHEROES. The Spectacular Man Bosom. Blind Man. Dick Wad. Little Gay Hood. The four greatest superheroes in the history of No Pegs. They also are the only super heroes, but whatever. The Superhero Episode was almost as if not more controversial among the creators than Heslinfield.
STWGR: B
Notable Scenes: Indiana Jones
No Pegs Episode 9
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Like Episode 6 in that it was average, but it was also hilarious. About 90% of the skits were crap your pants funny.
Notable Skits::: all of them.
STWGR: A-
No Pegs Episode 10
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One of the funniest episodes of the season, if not the show. There is not a single skit that isn't hilarious.
STWGR: A
No Pegs Episode 11
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Another average episode, 11 actually took about two weeks to produce and edit. On of the re-occuring complaints on the original youtube air of the episode was that there were too many music skits, which the editors of Sandin Times Weekly msotly agree with. Critics agree 11 was the end of the winning streak No Pegs had going with 8, 9, and 10.
STWGR: C-
No Pegs Episode 12: Old Homes Day
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A tribute to Old Homes Day, a yearly celebration in the hometown of No Pegs, known as Pwnsville. Not only does it include many old homes day anecdotes, it also has a number of Dark Knight spoofs. One of the most critically acclaimed skits of the entire series was watching Heslin's face getting painted, backed by the opening soundtrack of The Dark Knight.
STWGR: B+
No Pegs Episode 13
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Another basic SMB skit, and a fake head make everything good. No Pegs had a good time with the metal bleachers and pile of dirt at their filming place.
STWGR: C+
No Pegs Episode 14
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A little slow towards the beginning, but a special guest on a cooking show surprised us all. The caged in Brian attack scene truly protrays the unproducability that occurs regularly on the set of No Pegs
STWGR: B
No Pegs Episode 15
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Many sound clips and some productions with about twenty people make this episode a big one, but the real thing to look forward to is a absolutely hysterical surprise at the very end of the episode.
STWGR: A-
Notable Skits::: Journey to the Center of the Afro, MONTAGE OF PAIN!!
No Pegs Episode 16: Reverse
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The third special episode of the first season. The reverse special effects make this particular episode true eye candy. The song in the background is also pretty cool, and some comic relief is provided by the FAILs.
STWGR: A
No Pegs Episode 17
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Episode 17 was decent. Not quite a Great, but not another average one either. Very funny towards the beginning, but towards the end it was clear No Pegs had nothing to put up. The Kid Who Fails was classic No Pegs humor, which is always good.
STWGR: A-
No Pegs Episode 18
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No Pegs 18 includes one of the funniest, what-the-heck-just-happened, rewind-the-last-five-seconds-and-watch-that-again, crap your PANTS funny lines in the show, along with the first and probably last spanish skits.
STWGR: B
19 was another average episode, but it took about ten years to complete. By then, the No Pegs vault of skits was completely empty, and the editor and main owner of the show had to make do with some of the more dry stuff.
SWTGR: B+
It's finally here!! The christmas episode was released five days after Christmas Day, had about five extra minutes of footage that youtube wouldn't let No Pegs air, a rap and music video, and numerous stuffing. Easily one of the biggest, longest to make, and Christmas-y episodes of the season.
SWTGR: A-
Season 1
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Season 1 of No Pegs was pretty good. The Sandin Times Weekly is currently the official magazine of about no other shows, so most our attention is put into No Pegs. This means that some of the reviews are biased, yes, but overall, we can all agree that No Pegs is a pretty funny show. Which is what it was exactly meant to be. The head director of the show released a statement last winter saying that season 2 would return "soon". That gives us however much time is between now and "soon" to look forward to another and much better season of No Pegs, the hit comedy sketch show.
Sandin Times Weekly Grade Review for Season 1: B+